You’ve probably heard of the popular miracle of turning water into wine. You know how the story goes, Jesus pulled out his Miracle Machine and used his iPhone to program it to make everyone’s cups overfloweth. Wait, is that in the Bible or was that a dream we had last night? Anyway, now you can go all miracle crazy with your own Miracle Machine and make any kind of wine you want in only three days.
Waking up in the morning is a difficult task that we must all face. The only time it’s ever pleasing is when your body naturally arises from its slumbering state at a time of its choosing, and not when that annoying beeping sound jars you awake like a bomb just went off. We also can’t say no to waking up to the smell of freshly brewed cough and breakfast in bed. Significant others, are you paying attention?
“Bro, look at this app. It’s so sweet, bro. Bro, it’s almost as awesome as Leg Day, bro. This app will text your girlfriend, broseph. It’ll say “Hey babe, what’s up?” or something so you don’t have to bother with texting her. Bro, you can spend more time with the bros and less time caring about your significant other,” is how we assume a bro would describe the BroApp. Can you see our eyes rolling from where you are?
Pinterest is that place where we all go to pin recipes for food that we’ll never actually make and look up ideas on home improvement even though we don’t own a home yet. But, being a social media site, all those pins that we pin can be seen by everyone! What if we don’t want someone knowing that we’re pinning baby stuff because we might be pregnant or are getting some idea for how to train a puppy because we just got one?
“Once I started working with sugar, all of sudden the possibilities seemed endless,” says Irish sculptor Brendan Jamison. Funny, that’s exactly how we feel once we start eating sugar. Jamison isn’t out to get the biggest sugar rush ever, though, he uses sugar as a medium to create enormous model cities, like his latest piece called Sugar Metropolis. It’s made of 500,000 sugar cubes and took 5,000 patrons to build. At this rate, Jamison could sugarcoat the universe. And we’re not complaining about that one bit.