Apparently “scroogled” is a word now. Our Microsoft Word program still gives it a red squiggly line. We guess it didn’t get the memo from the boss. Microsoft has started a campaign called “Don’t Get Scroogled” and it’s all about how awful Google is, how it reads all your emails, how it doesn’t clean the dishes (we made that one up), etc. etc. etc. It wouldn’t be such a terrible campaign if Microsoft wasn’t acting so immature. Case and point: these t-shirts.